Touch-e?

Methinks she knows not what touché means - I have advised the author to use the acute from now on to avoid confusion with other silicon-enhanced creatures...


From: PL
Sent: Friday, 24 March 2006 11:04
To: BR
Subject: RE:

Didn’t mean it to come across as touche. Just don’t want people to think im late and unreliable or whatever etc when im not

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From: BR
Sent: Friday, 24 March 2006 10:45 a.m.
To: PL
Subject:

Touche! Apologies all round :)

BR

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From: PL
Sent: Friday, 24 March 2006 10:44
To: ALL PLAYERS
Subject:

Hi BR

Nice report

FYI - I was there on time, early even! But the change interval between the two games was so quick, and most of you guys were already on the court from the previous game.

Don’t want short ugly nails, just for the sack of the odd game of indoor, so Il know next time to go get some Mickey Mouse gloves before the game starts : -)

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From: BR
Sent: Friday, 24 March 2006 10:33 a.m.
To: ALL PLAYERS
Subject:

Hi Everyone,

A hasty match report from last week…

The first game unfortunately saw the return of S___ "butter fingers" S____, who was apparently trying to catch with her elbows. M___ "I'm not an English teacher" U____ copped some kind of solid object in the third eye (I think it was an elbow) and was suddenly blessed with the handy skill of double vision! P___ "tumbleweed" G____ spent a large amount of time rolling on the ground. He later confided that he was conducting quality control on the astroturf. K___ "black death" C___ was trying to keep it all together, and got shoved more than once. B___ "contact" R____ and R___ "snatch and grab" B____ were solid in defence, against the dangerously accurate ginger shooter. We ended up losing narrowly, 19 to 20, but deserved to win dammit!

In the second game, we were briefly one person down as P____ "I shall make it to the court on time, and without nails next time, I promise" L____ had to do the walk of shame with minnie mouse gloves. K____ "I'm baaaaaaaack" C____ was having a mighty shooting game -hoorah!. Thankfully, B___ "up and down and up and down" R____ was also on form, but he was having some difficulty getting the ball in the hoop on the first go. W___ "dirty mind" M____ apparently almost gave one of the other team's players a 'digital exam', and took a soaring ball to the mid-section courtesy of moi -sorry WM! B___ "leaning tower of power" R____ kept the opposition's score low, helped from the second quarter on by PL, who had swapped with S___ "please don't throw the ball so hard" S____. Anyway, the bonus was that we WON.

(apologies for any errors, I got mixed up with who played what and where, and how quite frankly!)

BR