Tuesday already

I go to the gym on Tuesday mornings to see my personal trainer. It was pretty tiring really, he made me lift these heavy things up and then put them back down again... The thing that gets me most is that I get woken up at some crazy hour to go punish myself. Today it was only 7am that I had to be there which I had thought wouldn't be as bad (normally it's 6am). However, it wasn't easier. I still had to endure Cliff yelling "KEL" at me in a Jay-Z-esque manner when he calls R. Kelly on stage in the fade to black dvd. I'd like to highlight that don't like people defecating on me.

Recently (as in probably 2 weeks ago) I started training with another girl. It has been really good because we now get two workouts with Cliff each week for the same price, and it's essentially the same as a one-on-one session but there's someone in my corner when he goes off on a crazy tangent... Like today was the random question "are scorpions arachnids?" Which I think stemmed from the fact that he had earlier stated that we weren't there to "fuck arachnids" and I'm guessing his star sign is scorpio! Anyways, yes they are. and to your next question centipedes and millipedes are chilopods and diplopods, respectively.

I have also started a new high fibre kick in an attempt to get my innards working properly again. I'm on day two, so I'll have to see how it all goes.