whole busload of crazy

On a bus ride home from Liverpool Street today a woman sat next to another woman on the bus. it wasn't particularly full, but most of the seats had one person on them. Anyway, the woman that sat down (who wasn't insubstantial) asked the other woman to move over. That unleashed a whole load of crazy on everyone in the bus, but mainly the woman who asked.

"i know who sent you. you're an agent of satan. i am a child of god in jesus name. how dare you ask me to move over. i don't want your clothes on me. i used to fight a lot and i would have given it to you if i hadn't found jesus christ. you are a child of the devil. i will prevail..." and so on.

It was fairly amusing, but I had to look the other way when i was laughing. I was impressed by the other woman, who kept giving her lip and didn't move seats...